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A Unique Computer Problem

To those of you who have computer problems, never fear help is at hand!

LADY: 'Last night my computer started making a lot of hissing noises at me so I shut it down. This morning when I turned it on the computer started hissing and cracking, then started smoking and a bad smell, then nothing'.

SUPPORT: 'I will have a technician come over first thing this morning, just leave the computer just like it is, so they can find the problem and fix it. You may need to up-grade to another computer though. Give me your address; phone number and the technician will be there just as soon as he can'.

When the technician got there, the lady showed the technician where the computer was, said what happened to it; this is what the technician found wrong. Take a look at the pictures... you won't believe your eyes!!!!!

And you thought you had computer problems!!! Click on pictures for larger views.

'South African Spitting Cobra' – better known as 'Mfezi' ... the 'Staffie' of the African snake species!!

The technician told her: It must have been after the mouse! The woman didn't think it was very funny at all.

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